Polonium's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Krypt]

this is good

VERY good

score was and still is way too low when I first saw it (compared to top 50), but on newgrounds half the time you may as well give precedence to watching the lowest scored shit in the portal because on average they each contain far more wit and style than any popular submission

[Easy Way Out]

yes

I could count all of the newgrounds flash of true value and brilliance on one fist, and this it, punching all other flash artists in the face

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

good job 2,628 newgrounds users

one of the highest initial ratings in the portal's history for tweened text synced to a a humorless readout of a humorless review; bravo, bravo

RicePirate responds:

I could understand ragging on the flash, I could even understand thinking the review was ridiculous, but "humorless readout"..? That surprises me. Humor is subjective, I suppose.

[...No Way! Collab]

fredom..............?

rest in peace flee,k

he died in the service of his great nation

[Archaeopteryx]

questionably factual

undeniably excellent

[SpartanPeanutButterJelly]

WOW GOOD

verry funny and origioanal i laughed my @$*$ of god work !!!

[Techno Music vid]

good vid

i liked it lol added to my f aves

kep up the good work

[Hulalaoo anime antics]

utterly glorious

I don't think I could ever watch this too many times.