00:00
00:00
View Profile Polonium

Filters may affect review visibility.

Recent Movie Reviews

79 Movie Reviews

this is good

VERY good

score was and still is way too low when I first saw it (compared to top 50), but on newgrounds half the time you may as well give precedence to watching the lowest scored shit in the portal because on average they each contain far more wit and style than any popular submission

yes

I could count all of the newgrounds flash of true value and brilliance on one fist, and this it, punching all other flash artists in the face

good job 2,628 newgrounds users

one of the highest initial ratings in the portal's history for tweened text synced to a a humorless readout of a humorless review; bravo, bravo

RicePirate responds:

I could understand ragging on the flash, I could even understand thinking the review was ridiculous, but "humorless readout"..? That surprises me. Humor is subjective, I suppose.

Recent Game Reviews

59 Game Reviews

monotonous

As about 250 other people probably pointed out this is virtually a carbon copy of Smash TV, except slightly more polished and responsive, yet much easier and very dull. All the brown colors and the way every enemy looks and acts almost the same wears down on your level of interest long before you beat the last level, and by a quarter way through you've already hit the end of your weapon class tier so it becomes a complete waste of time to play. The host isn't even outrageous enough by far, in Smash TV he was never seen without either piles of money and/or hoes and just the dialogue was funny enough.

aaa

regurgitated paedophile

bold and artistic; a triumph

just kidding, you're both fucking insane

Recent Audio Reviews

8 Audio Reviews

i rock out to this

hard core forever

ZX responds:

this is my pulsewave showcase

why the hell did you

ask the BBS general users for honest and impartial criticism

that's like asking neo-nazis to protect you from the KKK

Necrodeath responds:

Shit. I guess everybody is a troll.

pretty good I guess

I could do better but

Recent Art Reviews

67 Art Reviews

those 410 hours

must really have been worth the decent score and a brief frontpage on NEWGROUNDS DOT COM the most popular and important site on the internet

just kidding i really respect anyone who can look at the same piece of art for 410 hours and not self immolate out of boredom or frustration and have something very nice looking come out of it all in the end, that is a rare and valuable skill

pleasing

i like an artist who spends more than one second thinking about the composition and aesthetics of their work, which isn't many at all round here

drawn very well but

what a dreadful looking car to draw, couldn't you have drawn a pile of vomit on four wheels skilfully instead

Male

Joined on 11/12/07

Level:
15
Exp Points:
2,330 / 2,500
Exp Rank:
> 100,000
Vote Power:
5.70 votes
Art Scouts
3
Rank:
Private
Global Rank:
> 100,000
Blams:
1,267
Saves:
1,693
B/P Bonus:
18%
Whistle:
Bronze
Medals:
601