this is good

VERY good

score was and still is way too low when I first saw it (compared to top 50), but on newgrounds half the time you may as well give precedence to watching the lowest scored shit in the portal because on average they each contain far more wit and style than any popular submission

yes

I could count all of the newgrounds flash of true value and brilliance on one fist, and this it, punching all other flash artists in the face

good job 2,628 newgrounds users

one of the highest initial ratings in the portal's history for tweened text synced to a a humorless readout of a humorless review; bravo, bravo

monotonous

As about 250 other people probably pointed out this is virtually a carbon copy of Smash TV, except slightly more polished and responsive, yet much easier and very dull. All the brown colors and the way every enemy looks and acts almost the same wears down on your level of interest long before you beat the last level, and by a quarter way through you've already hit the end of your weapon class tier so it becomes a complete waste of time to play. The host isn't even outrageous enough by far, in Smash TV he was never seen without either piles of money and/or hoes and just the dialogue was funny enough.

aaa

regurgitated paedophile

bold and artistic; a triumph

just kidding, you're both fucking insane

why the hell did you

ask the BBS general users for honest and impartial criticism

that's like asking neo-nazis to protect you from the KKK

those 410 hours

must really have been worth the decent score and a brief frontpage on NEWGROUNDS DOT COM the most popular and important site on the internet

just kidding i really respect anyone who can look at the same piece of art for 410 hours and not self immolate out of boredom or frustration and have something very nice looking come out of it all in the end, that is a rare and valuable skill

pleasing

i like an artist who spends more than one second thinking about the composition and aesthetics of their work, which isn't many at all round here

drawn very well but

what a dreadful looking car to draw, couldn't you have drawn a pile of vomit on four wheels skilfully instead