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[Tricky Madness 2]

the conditions

That you struggled through to finish this thing against all the odds only serves to highten the feeling that this toon does not give a fuck.

And I like that.

[Madness Aggregation]

okay

This is seriously starting to get convoluted. Things are going fuckin' crazy, moreso than before.

Well this one hasn't completely revolutionised Madness as we know it, but it's still a marvel of fbf animation and the combat feels 'neater' than before. You added some nice weapons too, that MAG died a little quick though but I guess it was just a vessel to display Hank's newfound powers. In fact my main beef with this one is that the ending suddenly boils up to one load of craziness with no prior warning or explanation so we're left with one hell of a scenario for Mini-Madness 10. However, Bioshock starts you with a whole bunch of fuckup with no prior story and you have to tear the whole game apart to get a real clear picture, and I still worship it at my mini-alter 3 times a day.

[Deciduous]

I think

...that it's probably harder to fully express such concepts as these with a small animation with no text/dialogue and a 3 note song on a piano (even though that's usually how these 'art' mediums end up, inexplicably). No, my main problem is that your charachters are very obviously black and white, and it has been established that the basic rule is that the spirit of humanity is colored in shades of every grey. It's fairly well-made in a soothing kind of way, but the message is what counts here and the massage was a no-brainer.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

the way

That you took such a profound and warped storyline and effortlessly bent it into a paper-thin kid's toon is a masterpeice of concept, writing and animation. It's so contrasted it only makes it so much more hilarious.

[Eskimo Bob: Episode 46]

what is it

About EB that manages to be so good, even though it's barely impressive at best?

I love these things.

[Cow and Boy Cowboy]

it's not bad

But why didn't you just post the entire ad? I don't really understand.

[Such is Life...]

I'm not

Going to try to dissect the underlying messages here - I enjoyed this as a pure peice of tragic entertainment, with masterful physical humour and plenty of 'dumb' jokes interwoven.

While the story is simple, you managed to execute it thoroughly enough to turn it into a real spectacle.

[Weebl and Bob : Goobuster]

these

Advertisements are really getting on my nerves, you're a talented artist and while there's a veneer of entertainment over these, they're still a blantant ad for those disgusting chocolates. It's okay to want to make money from your talent, but try to be dignified about it.

These weebl Cadbury toons aren't half as bad as those Fanta promotions, but they're both abysmal underneath.