Polonium's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plague]

the

angry brow looks silly and meaningless, it just serves to add unnecessary menace to an otherwise accurately portrayed costume. It would be a lot more interesting if you just draw the mask as blank and lifeless as the originals were, it's sinister on its own that way without tacky intervention. Otherwise yes, this is a very decent drawing.

[DIa de calis - notes day]

I don't understand the logistics

did he take a running jump straight into the noose or something, how can you possibly do this

NodCraft responds:

maybe like this:
1- got a bad note
2- drive into that cliff (theres a bicicle)
3- climb into that branch (whit the rope in your hand)
4- tie the rope on that three and yourself
5- jump
got more logistic to you?

[Recicled Weapon]

hooded jackets

the most EVIL of all youth-popular casual attire

NodCraft responds:

if you are walking on the night... hooded... you become a public menace

[Because I've Lost Control...]

holy shit, holy son of a bitch

I remember this scene so vividly from my earlier childhood and it is a real shock to see it presented again this way

the whole thing was hilarious, it still is hilarious, and it will always be so

[Julia Sitting on her 'Zook]

try firing an RPG that curves towards the ground

seriously, go buy one and try it

[Holocauster]

what

does this have to do with the holocaust at all? did I miss something?

when I think 'organised and comprehensive annihilation of select religious and ethnic populations' I don't think of a dude with deformed limbs facing off against a (floating? stenciled?) gas-mask, I think of stern-looking SS dudes standing in mass graves surrounded by piles of emaciated corpses

Dawn-Breaker responds:

Sorry if did not comply to your expectations of the title ,I wanted to refer to someone being part of a holocaust as a victim. like.. you know after a massive chemical war. alas the gas mask.

I get your point though ,and I didn't really think about the actual definition of the the word holocaust.

[Blood on Cloak]

wHAT

where are the TF2 characters and the breasts and the shitty internet jokes, don't you even know that this is the art portal?

[Corporate America]

wow

what stunningly original imagery used to illustrate a point that nobody else has ever bought attention to using creative techniques

MPoulter responds:

oh-wait, hold on- I get it, sarcasm! Brilliant! Biting and caustic, just how I like it. I applaud you on your ability to insult over the internet and sympathize with the lack of physical contact which has brought about this uncontrollable hostility within you.