Polonium's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Meet the Krinkels]

good lord

Krinkels could simply have been nobody else in real life, it all just adds up. HWG is pretty delicate with a tablet for his big meaty gun-toting hands, though. Burn the impostor!

[Yoyo vs FLLFFL]

oh whoopee

Sticks, fighting, with no real backstory, playing with eachother in a coy manner. Boy, deja-vu!

Okay, you're VERY good at animating shorts involving sticks fighting with supercharged weapons and powers. But then, so is a gigantic community who submit pretty much the exact same thing, day after day, in a slightly different scenario with slightly different characters and slightly different weapons. The sticks all talk the same, act the same, play out every step of their miserable placeholder lives the same. The only thing that gets this on the frontpage is raw skill, but that's a very small saving grace in this case.

It's high-quality batter in a very old mould and people wouldn't mind seeing some different and exciting templates.

Hyun responds:

Stick figures have feelings too ._.
all you gotta do it beliEEeEEeeeve!!!

[Why Leon Hates Ashley]

oh dear

Unfortunately your master plan backfired and instead of the voice acting entertaining me, it simply made me claw at my ears until they bled.

BatdanTheDarkKnight responds:

xDD All Of It Or Just Ashley? Because Thats The Whole Point Of Ashley x]]
If She Made You Do That, Then Job Accomplished =D

[One More Brawl Taunts]

well

If the movie ended with Kirbopher throwing himself out of a window, I would have instantly given this a 5. It didn't though, so that's 6 months of intensive trauma therapy.

[B]

it's B-

The triumph of sense of humour over idiots.

[Sprankton. A noun.]

this...

Simply defies any words. It is a wondrous amalgram of everything anyone wants to see in a flash movie.

[DragonBall Animated Flash]

good lord

How many weeks did I just sit watching the two just charge their power levels? It's excessively drawn-out and the ending is basically not worth it; these are the flash that make me regret keeping a personal policy of fully watching every movie I rate.

[Pico Wears...]

Pico

Wears Jordans.

This thing is MESMERISING. Get it out of my mind, it's forcing its' way in.

[Waterlollies 2]

naw

This was a pretty unimpressive misleader-toon. I mean, since when did Philips ever sequel his Brackenwood toons by number? You didn't even both to rip his art directly for the 46x box; another immediate giveaway.

Lastly, the content didn't even attempt to parody the toons - Bitey with a dick? Wow! It even scrolls way too fast to really annoy anyone watching. Nice try, sucka.

Hulalaoo responds:

i not rip art, is my art, i have talent for draw, but, i have other ability, the spam

[Jackie]

oh youuuu

There's one thing I just don't like about this flash: it affects me too much. I've never had much of a tolerance for any kind of creative medium that brings out strong emotions; this movie may be themed on black humour, but while there's plenty of humour there's an awful lot of black. It's obviously extremely well drawn and animated; you're HDD, enough said.

What I just can't stand about this movie is how bad it makes me feel. I come to Newgrounds to be entertained and while this is an extremely nice work of masterful creativity, it makes me feel really bad. I just can't make up my mind whether this flash is the best thing ever or just a trip into Moodytowne.

HotDiggedyDemon responds:

its cool to me that you're affected, though