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if there is one word I'd use to sum this game up, it'd be 'boring'
it just reminds me of a much less dynamic and interesting version of motherload
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this requires no explanation
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I thought this cartoon was going to be about random access memory
it would've been much more interesting if it was
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for the love of the world, increase your framerate
the vague choppiness is extremely off-putting in a platforming game
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its @ 25.
retard.
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Well Seth, at least you added a 3D plane this time and a new weapon acquisition system, be careful or you might accidentally bring some innovation to your 500 exactly the same generic fighting games with exactly the same generic techno bullshit soundtracks
apart from that though, the one thing I would pick out as a major flaw is that you made the single worst running loop in the history of any sponsored animator/game designer - couldn't you have at least typed 'slow motion running' into youtube and studied from that?
but otherwise, everything is pretty reasonable - that sums the whole thing up really, nothing groundbreaking.
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You need to make a submission worth reviewing, so i can be as petty as you! :D
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You should make a sequel about incontinent middle-aged men who become work colleagues.
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Do you even plant a flag? I fucking love Minesweeper but this just makes me weep.
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"two somewhat significant gripes"
1. if I view this toon with Opera then the movie assumes the .swf is an illegal copy and a watermark obscures the movie; don't force me to use Firefox like that...!
2. your usage of Flash filters like blur and glow was rather vulgar and very processor-unfriendly; I always admired your ability to make things look stunning through traditional-ish methods and not lame digital effects, and you've let me down there
minus a point for each of those annoyances, but otherwise a predictably and consistently amazing job from you yet again
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Author's Response:
There's no watermark now. Apologies for the filters deal if it slowed things down for you. I'm making my shorts with video formats in mind these days but this one was pretty much solely for the NG audience. I'll be good from now on ;)
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does everyone have red pupils? that's vaguely disturbing.
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This is the style! ;)
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the novelty of the stop-motion theme was neat, but as far as actual watchability goes it kind of falls short, even factoring in the difficulties of animating with sweets
very successful experiment, but I think weekly second is pushing it a li'l,
nevermind
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